attempt to locate reckless driver...white chevy truck. They NEVER find those.

criminal damage at 638 Mass-broken window.

west 9th, suicide attempt. Not gonna put the exact address on this one. broken glass. medic en route. 911 dispatcher keeps trying to call her, she keeps hanging up on them. Some history at this residence.

Traffic stops at this time usually do not end well for the driver. Sorry about your luck.

Some asshole called the cops because the guy delivering newspapers had the music in his car too loud. What a dick. It's early, and the delivery guy is there for about 3 seconds. It's a shitty job, let the dude rock out.

ANOTHER unconscious person, this one is in Baldwin though. Fire and medical en route.

traffic stop resulted in possession with intent, paraphenalia. On the way to county jail.

Adam Ave, medical call for chest pains and vomiting. Good luck buddy.

1100 mississippi- trespassing, male subject outside is kicking at door. I hope they get the bastard.

east 29th street, loud music. well...it IS getting late.

Noise disturbance on West 24th street. hat area is getting a moderate number of calls tonight.

Something going down with a Pizza Shuttle driver. Missed part of the call...I AM at work, ya know.

medical-1343 Ohio- ANOTHER unconscious person related to alcohol.

Noise complaint at High Point apartments.

theft in progress, 1100 block of high drive. Someone stole their camper! Damn, that's bold.

west 26th street, people following some other people or some shit like that??? Sounds drunkity drunk.

Foot Patrol at Memorial Stadium.

1439 Tennessee- check welfare- female subject called 911 twice, sounded "out of it" (direct quote from dispatch). No more details yet.

Burger king on 6th street, hit and run. I bet they made a run for the border cause burger king sucks.

Noise Complaint- on Indiana Street, same location as the previous alcohol poisoning. Go figure.

1100 Indiana, MORE alcohol poisoning. Phi Beta..something greek......

Burgular alarm at The Longhorn Steakhouse.

Medical Call, South Park 1201 Mass, subject passed out. I guess that's as good a place to sleep as any. it's not THAT cold.

Another call to hashinger Hall for smell of Marijuana. Gosh those kids are dumb.

Creation Station window just broken. That's on 700 block of Mass, I believe.

Lot 100 (campus??) searching a car.

700 new hampshire, some sort of "disturbance" requiring 2 additional units.

Seizure at the Jet Lag Lounge. That's a good name for a band. Medic 5 enroute.

2nd person headed to Osawatomie State Hospital. That is not a pleasant place, I did my psych rotation there.

noise complaint 2200 block of tennessee. blah, blah, blah.

729 new hampshire-medical call. The Barrel House, unconscious. Suspect passed out in vehicle. At least they didn't drive anywhere.

Fight in front of Fatso's.

Disturbance at All-Stars. I didn't realize that place was still open, but when you think about it, topless bars don't close down very often, do they? Take you're clothes off and they will come....

Medical- Alcohol poisoning- non-responsive. Corbin  Hall.

814 kasold. Vehicle hit a parked car. And stuck around to talk about it.

Noise complaint: 946 Mass, The Replay, loud music. Thanks, Captain Obvious.

a noise complaint about a car on the top level of city parking garage on New Hampshire Street.Wh the hell would call that in??what is going on out there tonight? Well, at least it appears I'm not the only one that is bored.

trash can on fire in front of Delta Chi. Prabably a weiner roast.

Hashinger Hall- report of smell of marijuana. Really? Just don't smoke dope in your dormroom, fucktard.

a lot of these routine traffic stops are ending with trips to the county jail. Makes me really happy my taillights are now fixed.

Ok the calls are LAME tonight. Mile marker 6 on hiway 59. Someone called to report they saw deer. No fucking shit. I hope they wrecked their car while making that call.

700 block of Vermont Street, check welfare. his is rididculous. Some actually called and said they saw someone fall down in the parking lot. No descpition. The reporting party was a guest at the Eldridge. I guess maybe they just don't know that how we do things here.

loud party 517 Wisconsin street. I have been to that neighborhood, it's a lame party.

And a non-injury accident at 6th and New Hampshire.

10th and New Hampshire, criminal damage in progress. Subject spray painting and headed in the direction of The Replay. I am suprised he was wasting the paint on the walls instead of huffing it.

Cows in the Highway- 800 block of Highway 40.

blah, blah blah, bunch of traffic stops. I wont bore you with the details. This crap better pick up, cause I am not even halkway through this shift. Should be some action on redbud lane anytime.

So-728 Mass, in front of Mass Street Pub- a dog is chained up. Is that a big deal? I uased to chain my dog up all the time, but I AM a rebel.

Chili's Restuarant- subject passed out. well, their food sucks ass.

disturbance, no weapons 2115 maple lane. Subject tried to run some poor bastard over with a green pontiac sunfire. That would suck to go down under a pontiac.
More info; it was his girlfriend, and she has been drinking and doing drugs. So watch out for the pontaic.