Request to speak to an officer

regarding child custody issues. Really? At 4-fucking-30a.m. on a Saturday night (easter morning no less) you have "questions" about child custody????? Gimme a fucking break, go hit that crackpipe or, better yet, GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trespassing

3719 Elizabeth Court- drunk subject knocking on the back door.

Drunken Naked Tresspassing.

951 Arkansas- drunk white male in hallway taking off his clothes. caller would like the subject removed.

Trespassing

4413 Adam Avenue. dispatcher said "female needs to be removed".
that's a polite way of saying "BITCH GET OUT!!!!"

Domestic Disturbance

 west 4th street-caller has walked to LMH ER. fortunately he is still at the apartment so the cops can go pick this asshole woman-beater up and put him where he belongs.

Disturbance

At Hy-vee. two cars in the parking lot yelling at each other (or, rather, their occupants) one car is blocking the other in. The red car has "Happy 18th birthday" written in the back window.
Happy Birthday- you are now old enough to go to jail!

Check welfare on a drunk.

4th and Macdonald. 6ft tall, bald man, dressed in black is walking in the traffic.

disturbance of unknown nature

1145 Louisiana Street. loud screaming coming from the parking lot.

Domestic Disturbance

2148 west 26th street. male and female fighting. weird, at this hour????

"Large Fight"

Officer called in a "Large fight in the parking lot next to family dollar". I am pretty sure that is in the mall on 23rd and Louisiana.

burglary in progress

2214 Pennsylvania Street. caller witnessed someone break out a window. Subject is by back door, caller is in the living room.

another possible alcohol poisoning

Alpha Epsilon Phi-"very drunk male passed out on the balcony".

possible Alcohol Poisoning

At The Eagle's Lodge on 6th Street.
Man, they really know how to party.

Disturbance, no weapons

1107 Indiana, 3 white males having a verbal argument. last seen walking toward stadium.

Criminal Damage

900 block of Ohio. Didn't hear any details, but I don't doubt that someone is breaking something.

Theft in Progress

1420 west 22nd terrace. some asshole is refusing to pay for cab fare.

Attempt to Locate

bald headed dude on a bicycle. if located stop and hold. don't know why, but I'm sure it's nothing good.

Check welfare on a drunk.

Dude is very drunk, was at the Taco Bell asking for money and the manager asked him to leave, now he is at the RACO car wash on 6th.

child out of control

Rhode Island. 14 year old is throwing and breaking stuff.

911 Hang-up

at The EZ_shop on 6th. 2nd 911 hang-up coming from a payphone.
I can't believe people still use pay phones?????

Fire Alarm with smell of Smoke

At the ol' Tuckaway Apartments...for some reason the fire department is requesting to police presence.

Suspicious Activity

Inverness and Wakarusa- caller heard female screaming, but never actually saw anything.
May have come from a duplex. Thanks, Sleuth.

Visible Smoke

On Schwartz Road- audible alarm and visible smoke.

code black

deceased body found on 1950 road. :(

check welfare

Jayhawk and Sunflower, silver honda has been sitting at a stopsign for several minutes.
He's probably waiting for it to turn green.
Caller is in the vehicle right behind him.

Intentional Overdose

Near downtown. medics en route.

check welfare

Phoggy Dog-reference a previous missing adult. Homeboy is there with a drunk girl in a turquoise jumpsuit.
Go figure.

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check welfare

IF i heard this right, there is a subject at the Kwik Shop on Mississippi snorting sugar ny the coffee station.

Suspicious Activity

some jackwagon at 15th and Iowa walking down the street hitting guardrails with a golf club.

Fight- large group

I didnt catch the address- but there is a group of 50-100 people in front of a house fighting....i'll let you know if I hear more.

medical call

500 block of west 12th. Subject passed out in a running vehicle.

Trespassing

1611 west 8th- subject wandering around caller's yard...being loud.

possible attempted burglary

caller heard backdoor rattle and looked but didnt see anything, then may have heard a woman scream. I am pretty sure they said tennessee street- but somewhere in the student ghetto

Noise Complaint

from those crappy apartments at 1500 west 8th terrace. they get A LOT of noise complaints.

Attempt to Locate

blue truck left Mcdonalds on 6th. Possible drunk driver.

Structure Fire

731 west 25th street, apartment complex- ceiling fan fell, were flames that were put out.
hmmmm...flame thrower?

Fight- large group

500 block of west 14th. medics requested.

Fight- large group

approx 20 people involved in a fight at the bar at Brothers.

Structure Fire

at 12th and Tennessee....

Theft in Progress

Of some signs at the stadium..relays are there today

Loud Music

2350 Ridge Court...weren't they just smoking weed over there, too?

Disturbance

In front of Granada...no suprise

drugs...in progress

2350 Ridge court. Caller says someone in his building is smoking marijuana. well....

Noise Complaint

Large parties, music and fireworks all over the student ghetto.

Harrassment

At the trailer park on Winfield (whereever that is...) caller says her drunk fiance is calling and harrassing her.
Sounds like a keeper. where do I send the wedding gifts? County jail, of course.

Domestic Disturbance

4800 block of west 26th-caller got a call from her ex- he was locked in the bathroom hiding from his NEW girlfriend who was trying to pick the lock.

Suspicious Activity

3009 University, caller says subject has banged on door twice in last 20 minutes and runs off.

Fireworks call

several reports of fireworks at 15th and Mass.

sound of gunshots

6th and Florida. curiously the caller reports 1 was inside and the other 2 were outside.